I hope she’ll be a fool. That’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a...– The Great Gatsby, F. Scott Fitzgerald
thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
crisshan: how much sport can an old sport sport if an old sport could sport old
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
muffinmachine: My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police
buttduchess: i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
gorgeousdarren: when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
bombliate: how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
goodgirls-badguyz: darling—youll—be—okay: internetexplorers: why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong because clearly you’re worth at least 10 camels
flatbear: I wonder what Batman’s up to today.
mermaidsandmisandry: don’t ask me about my favorite characters because i will literally tell you their entire storyline and cry
bombliate: official-honeybooboo: bombliate: dave-vriska: bombliate: [JUDGE VOICE] did u do the thing [DEFENDANT VOICE] no [JUDGE VOICE] i don’t believe u [WITNESS VOICE] he did the thing [JUDGE VOICE] ooooooh i knew it
hipsterinatardis: Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
tardisheart: DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
stagling: i actually get decent grades on the papers i write at 1am so don’t you dare tell me i need to change my ways
me: you'll regret staying up this late
me: i know
me the next morning: i regret staying up that late
me that night: let's do it again
princeowl: ‘if youre tired during school just go to bed earlier’
renlybaratheeon: you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
3rdrudy: imsarahcate: 3rdrudy: timewarp-grrrl: ‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ what if i cut off your left leg would that make you stronger would it Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the right shubbery.
pizza: high-self-esteem: fatwink: all i want is pizza and high self esteem hello hello