mom: go outside
me: dying whale noise
me in every single restaurant ever: i'll have the chicken fingers
When i was a kid
xthegiveristheshitx: mariamagana215: And Phil was from the year 2121, that seemed lightyears away. Now, 2121 is only 9 years away. I feel old. oh dear. 109 years away… and Light years is a measurement of distance.
plot twist: 5 years later she never sees sk8er boi on MTV because MTV doesn't play music.
captaintimber: fayalice: dawnoakley: from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel white pencil crayon. Terms and Conditions. Warning label on cookie dough packages.
weaponizedwit: When Tom answers a question: When Chris answers a question:
On this day in 1997, Harry Potter and the...
od-a: WARNING If you get sent a link saying “click here to watch the new Twilight trailer”, don’t click it! The link is to the new Twilight trailer.
I have decided Dumbledore always made his...
#no really #say those in snape’s voice