Noteworthy Nonsense

lolsofunny:

So Zac Efron won People’s Choice Awards for ”Favourite Dramatic movie actor” 

and all I can think about is

(Source: nightlockandfoxes, via sacajewea)

hannahbeezy:

If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check

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janetdevlinoffic:

Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market

(via danafox19)

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

sevier1202:

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

If someone put a gun to my head and said “eat this eggplant or you’re dead” I would be like you better pull that trigger sport

Old sport

the great gatsby fandom is out of control

(via harlequinachos)

apatheticghost:

REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE

• IT MAKES PEOPLE FEEL GOOD
• IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD
• ITS NICE
• YOU ARE A PLEASANT AND COOL PERSON
• BEING MEAN IS MEAN
• THERES NO REASON TO BE RUDE AND HATEFUL WHEN WE’RE ALL JUST PEOPLE LIVING ON THE SAME PLANET AND TRYING TO GET THROUGH OUR LIVES AND ENJOY THE TIME WE HAVE

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i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

[AGGRESSIVELY SMASHES THROUGH YOUR ROOF GRABS YOU BY THE HAND TAKES YOU OUT TO DINNER SCREAMS HOW PRETTY YOU ARE SHOVES MONEY AT THE WAITER TAKES YOU TO A MOVIE RUNS YOU BACK TO YOUR HOUSE KISSES YOU BY THE DOOR AND CARTWHEELS AWAY]

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